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The Mayonnaise Mishap

by The AIDS Grenades

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1.
Jizzcloth 01:26
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2.
Corporeal Punishment 01:14
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Trapped in this body Rotting Trapped in this fucking shell Rotting, rotting, rotting Trapped in this body Rotting like shit Trapped in this shell Rotting away Sing yourself a melody To sing and it is good like music Sing a thing and it is a song Da-la-la la la Sing a song to be a singer That is how you sing rite good and Singing is a way to be A singer, sing sing sing, sing sing sing Trapped in this body Rotting like a right cunt in’t I Fucking rotting away in’t I In this body, rotting, rotting, rotting Trapped in this body Trapped in this fucking vessel Fucking rotting away like a bellend Rotting, rotting, rotting away
3.
Bury the Skull 02:37
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Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull, mate Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull There in’t no getting outta this one, is there Yer really went in over wot yer ‘ead can bob up to Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull She said she’s gunna name her daughter Lilac Wot sorta name is Lilac? Call her that, I’ll cut yer tits off Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull, Ian Bury the skull He in’t been the same since the fire He keeps havin’ visions of his missus tying the kids to the radiator Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull I keep gettin’ pictures in my head of a concentration camp Full o’ cunts wot keep bleedin from their mouths Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull Bury the skull
4.
Satanarchy 02:28
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Satanarchy! Fuck the police
5.
I Shat on the Runway at London Fashion Week 01:08
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I can't believe this! I'm running outta time, yeah! I did a shit at London Fashion Week! (right on the fakkin runway!) Who's this, rite? Who's this? Who's this, rite? Rite? Who's this? Av a listen.. who's this? It's hammer time! Who's that? S'ammertime. Ammer time, who's that? Who's that, hammer time? Emcee Hammer, innit? Nah Peter Sutcliffe. AAAA! Shouldn't really joke about things like that.
6.
Avvin a Vimto wiff Gaz outside Waitrose 01:02
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I'm avvin a Vimto.
7.
Ratskin Renegades 01:21
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One with the hive, we're the thieves and the looters Rancid, the forgotten, we're the scum and the mutants Die by our blade, let your soul run through us One with the sewers; we're the Ratskin Renegades One with the hive, we're the thieves and the looters Rancid, the forgotten, we're the scum and the mutants Die by our blade, let your soul run through us One with the sewers; we're the Ratskin Renegades One with the sewers, long ago living righteously Shunned by our elders, tainted by society Living on the fringes with the freaks and the skavvies Taste the blade of a rat gone batty Dead to the world we survive the hive Darkness is our home so don't try to hide We'll follow you through muck and the toxic sludge Run, hide, fight; your soul belongs to us One with the hive, we're the thieves and the looters Rancid, the forgotten, we're the scum and the mutants Die by our blade, let your soul run through us One with the sewers; we're the Ratskin Renegades
8.
Meth Baby (feat. Kurt Dirt) 02:18
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She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me weird Maybe she can taste my fear She's lookin at me bad Does she know I killed her mum and dad? She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me weird Maybe she can taste my fear She's lookin at me bad Does she know I killed her mum and dad? MUMMY! DADDY! You're terminated! Ha! She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me crazy She's my meth baby She's lookin at me weird Think she can sense my fear She's lookin at me bad Does she know I killed her mum and dad?
9.
Yogi Bear 01:05
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I know a guy named Yogi, he is smarter than the average bear! (smarter than the average bear) I know I guy named Yogi, he is smarter than the average bear! (oh yeah!) I know I guy named Yogi, he is smarter than the average bear! (oh yeah!) A pic a nic basket! A pic a nic basket! (incoherent noise)
10.
Mayk u Sik 02:04
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Max Genius, I'm none too thick Coming with the beat that'll make you sick! Max Genius, I'm none too thick Coming with the beat that'll make you... Max Genius, I'm none too thick Coming with the beat that'll make you sick! Max Genius, I'm none too thick Coming with the beat that'll make you sick! Max Genius, I'm none too thick Coming with the beat that'll make you...
11.
Wet Betwixt yer Legs 02:22
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12.
Song for Jogging 01:18
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13.
Regular Fuck 01:02
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Fuck off! Yeah fuck off! Fuck off, you idiots! Toblerone
14.
Very Hench 01:12
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I won't be lovin for my baby now I don't got nothin but cunt rock and roll I guess that setup gettin loud as heck I dip my pecker in them powdered eggs, I'm very hench I got cunt rock n roll and that's all I need Auction off my kidneys for a wrap of speed, I'm very hench I reckons deck, wrap wire round a neck I let yer deck me for that powdered egg, I'm very hench
15.
Rock n' Roll Dance Routine 01:18
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My oh my What we got here? Everybody rock and roll Everybody likes the rock n roll dance routine Ev, everybody likes the rock n roll dance routine Everybody likes the rock n roll dance routine So everybody should do the rock n roll, the rock n roll dance routine Everyone should do the rock n roll dance routine
16.
Fukt by a Dog 01:44
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I’m lookin rett scum I’m huffin jenkum Out of a sket’s bum One look yer ded, son Yer think yer know depravity cus of wot yer saw on PornHub But I’m four lines past my sanity and yer rectum’s gettin torn bruv Yer gonna get Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog I’m gettin too wrecked And you’re gettin cute, sket So I’m wreckin you next Yeah I’m rapin you, sket You thought you wanted something weird but this is past your fuckin limit I’ve torn you up, prepare your rear, you won’t like what I put in it Yer gonna get Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog Fukt by a dog
17.
Mad Shit 03:04
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18.
French French French French 02:05
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19.
Scotch Egg 01:45
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Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? I wonder, could you ever break apart reality? I wonder, could you ever crave a dark scene happily? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? I am an analogue man with a computer wife, I am a threat, no less indebted to the youthful Duke of Fife! Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me? Is that a scotch egg in yer pocket or are yer glad to see me?
20.
untitled party song (finish later) 02:12
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21.
Fill Me Up 02:07
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Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me in the trash, motherfucker! Fill me up and throw me away! Fill me up and throw me away! Throw me away!
22.
Fokkan Grettis in tha Wuld 01:14
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23.
Babydoll 01:42
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She's my princess, She's my babydoll. She's my princess, I make her feel how her daddy couldn't make her feel She's my princess, She's my babydoll. I make her feel how her daddy couldn't make her feel, She's my slut with her little tiny ass I met her on holiday when we were in Bognor Regis. Have you ever been to Bognor Regis? I quite like it myself, It's nice there in Bognor Regis
24.
The Time is Right 03:25
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We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer The time's right, climb inside I got twenty eight other things on my mind You don't need an explanation, you're getting pretty close to your destination The time's right, climb inside I got twenty eight other things on my mind You don't need an explanation, you're getting pretty close to your destination The time's right, climb inside I got twenty eight other things on my mind There's no time for an explanation, you're getting close to your destination The time's right, climb inside I got twenty eight other things on my mind There's no time for an explanation, you're getting close to your destination We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer We are living, we are breathing, we are writhing in shit in the sewer

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24 of the filthiest, most bluntly offensive and obnoxious cunt rock tracks ever produced.

I even managed to set off my own anxiety with how overwhelming some of these tracks are, so discretion is advised.

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released December 19, 2020

All music, production and lyrics by Max Coulson unless otherwise stated

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