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Featherless Biped

by The AIDS Grenades

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1.
Coke Bloat 01:00
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Oi Gaz! Stop gurnin'! Yer gunna get us barred! It cost me 500 quid to get this VIP pass and if I leave here wivvout some gash, I'm gunna kick yer arse! I told yer ter leave it at 1 line, you stupid fuckin' clart! Oi Gaz! I'm gunner'urt you! I'm gunna fuckin' 'urt you! I'm gunna smack yer sack, thwack yer crack! I'll fuckin' murk you! I'm gunna go back in time to murk the 1 wot burfed you! I'm gunna jack a track back and yer know I'll fuckin' urt you! I'll fuckin' hurt you!
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Son of Man 00:59
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Tell Trev We Ran Outta Lekky! 01:49
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If you really want to get yer hands dirted up, I suggest whackin’ yer arse on a National Express coach And ride that cunt up to Lancashire. Some kid shat himself near Chepstow. I heard Greggs were hiring so I writ ‘em an application form But din’t send it off because I remembered Liam’s bruvva worked At Greggs and I still owe him £7.50 for the cab home from Harvester. Tell Trev we ran outta lekky. We din’t really run outta lekky. We’re playin’ a prank on Trev by tellin’ him we ran outta lekky. I got tire marks embedded on my fuckin’ chest. Remember that little incident? Nah, we can’t go back because Kim got hersen banned from Chessington. She had a piss in the pettin’ zoo. Tell Trev we ran outta lekky. We din’t really run outta lekky. We’re playin’ a prank on Trev by tellin’ him we ran outta lekky.
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Slimy Jamber 02:01
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Huffin that polish, in’t I? Puffin that chronic, in’t I? Woozed up and smashed out, Suffrin’ and honest, in’t I? Hot shit I gotta spit, why? Sum plonkers wanna imply wot Wrongins wot topple and tumble Stumblin on the beat is fly. Bitch I’m a slimy jamber, Puddle ah piss and a pile ah pampers! Bitch I’m a slimy jamber, Cuttin’ my wrist while I’m smilin’ at yer! Smellin’ like tarmac, in’t I? Flex in my bars, massive high From huffin on polish, dustin’ my noggin. I’m rockin’ smakka lines. On that kafka high. Huffin’ on Raid, yeah that’s my sti-yul! Mouth dry like Palestine, Not getting political, it’s just quite dry there. Bitch I’m a slimy jamber, Puddle ah piss and a pile ah pampers! Bitch I’m a slimy jamber, Rubbin’ my dick while I’m smilin’ at yer! Loit’rin at Londis, in’t I? Got soil in mah pockets, in’t I? I’m drunk on Pimms! Who nicks at Londis? This guy. Oi m8 can yer lend us a quid? Just a couple uh quid for some lettuce and chips. Nah, fuck off! Come round ‘ere again and I’ll slice yer nuts off! Huffin that polish, in’t I? Puffin that chronic, in’t I? Woozed up and smashed out, Suffrin’ and honest, in’t I? Hot shit I gotta spit, why? Sum plonkers wanna imply wot Wrongins wot topple and tumble Stumblin on the beat is fly.
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Cry-Wanking to Black Supremacy Porn 01:43
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Fuck! Are you hearin' this m8? Bitches need to suckle on me motherfuckin' pit stains! I'll meet you outside Asda! I need some squash wot I can 'ave wiv me brekky! Callum! Y'orite m8? Can you hear me? Yeah! Are you hearin' this? I'm doin' a song! Help! Better breddas never get a sket wetter than my shtoyle! Head like mini cheddar getta sketta slicka than oil bruv! Motherfucka! Think yer fuckin' uppa? I'll fuck a fuckin' uppa! Tutta tut ya fuckin' butterboi! OI OI OI OI OI OI! Yeah bet yer nan can't rap like that can she? Nah she dunno wot she's doin'! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Cultural Marxism 01:14
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Pussy & liquor! Pussy & Liquor! Pussy & Liquor! Etc.
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She's Got Stilettos 01:11
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She's got Stilettos! Born crazy, not a sket you should fuck with, Once the shoes come off, you'll regret wot you dun did! She’s an ‘eadcase! ‘Ard as sheet metal. You wanna bad bitch? She's a she-devil! She’ll bring armshouse wivout hesitatin’, She'll shiver your timbers if yer lip any hatin’. I heard she mashed up a cunt’s skull wiv a kettle, You wanna bad bitch? She's a she-devil! She's got stilettos, she has. Mental in one way, as well as the others, She stabbed a bouncer ‘cause he looked like ‘er brother. She bit off his ear and then she frettun’d his mum, If she’s clubbing with bare feet, mert.. you better run. One time we were clubbing and she got on the ab-sinf. Had to phone up Webster to re-define bad bitch. She took a fat shit right on the lino. Then nutted the DJ ‘cause he wouldn’t play Dido. Didn’t calm down when the pigs showed up, Took a swing at ‘em then the bitch throwed up. PC plod got a litre of sick on his cheek. And she ended up in the nick for a week. Would’ve been longer if they found the shank, Wot she made when her cellmate called her a skank. She rammed it in her liver and whispered “Oi, skettal- I ‘int a skank, I’m a she-devil! She's got stilettos!
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Mega Bomberman 00:51
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GG Allin with a lantern, Lookin’ for an honest man! I am the canine, Decline shame, I'm Scum and I am on it, fam! Murder junkie, total scummy, Like a sket from Rotherham. Fuck you up, I’m blowin’ up… Mega Bomberman! GG Allin with a lantern, Lookin’ for an honest man! I am the canine, Decline shame, I'm Scum and I am on it, fam! Murder junkie, total scummy, Like a sket from Rotherham. Fuck you up, I’m blowin’ up… Mega Bomberman! Straight from the NN8 to the Riviera, 86-DOS through to High Sierra! GG Allin with a lantern, Lookin’ for an honest man! I am the canine, Decline shame, I'm Scum and I am on it, fam! Murder junkie, total scummy, Like a sket from Rotherham. Fuck you up, I’m blowin’ up… Mega Bomberman!
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Grey Goose and Tizer 01:38
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And there he stood! Reborn in the rivers of vengeance! (Fuck Budweiser! Grey Goose and Tizer!) A man whose power knew no limits! A law unto himself! (Fuck Budweiser! Grey Goose and Tizer!) This was no hero, but the culmination of necessary evils! (Fuck Budweiser! Grey Goose and Tizer!) There he stood! Reborn! To the cries of his enemies! (Fuck Budweiser! Grey Goose and Tizer!) Arise! ARISE!
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Lazy Filler Track 01:03
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I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gonna fuck you up! I'm gonna fuck you up, slut! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! That's wot it's about! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up, slut! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up! I'm gunna fuck you up, slut!
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I'll Suck You Off For a Maccies 03:02
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Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! etc. Forget it all, fuck off! No I don't regret at all! Forget it all, fuck off! No I don't regret at all! TALK!
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DOSbox 01:52
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Embrace yer futility! Be fuckin' filth! Embrace yer futility! Be fuckin' filth! etc.
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SpaZZmatik 03:08
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Shabbady Hop 01:51
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Shabbady-hop, hop, hop in my caddy! Drive on down to Polperro! Shabbady-hop, hop, hop in my caddy! Driving along with Robert De-Niro! Butterscotch bandits, Butter my bad bits! (x3) I used to be a Mormon, Now I'm the doorman! (x3) Whoo! Shabbady-hop, hop, hop in my caddy! Drive on down to Polperro to ‘ave a look at the model village! Shabbady-hop, hop, hop in my caddy! Driving along with Robert De-Niro! Butterscotch bandits, Butter my bad bits! (x3) (‘ave a look at the model village!) I used to be a Mormon, Now I'm the doorman! (x3)
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Bruno's Lament 02:10
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Cunt Rock 02:24
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Ask Simon what he had for his dinner. Ask him. I in’t gonna ask him. Why not? Bitches think they’re fire, I in’t got desires, riddle me with BB pellets, Wrappin me jeb up in wire. Figure it out. Wottakunt, wot a pissabout. Wanna shout wivva lout, wanna bout whether in or out? All for nowt. It’s all for nowt, mert! It’s all for shit, though, Beggars can’t be choosers, Beggars can be thicc, though. We got a deal then? We got a Henrietta in the cellar waiting for a meal, then? That’s what I fort, bruv. Grebbin on your trainers, like you’re really into sport, bruv. It’s what I fort bruv. Prepare for ramming speed! This ain’t hip-hop, And this ain’t heavy metal. This is Cunt Rock, You’ve got some shit dripping down the leg of your trousers. This ain’t punk rock, And this ain’t folk or techno. This is Cunt Rock, You’ve got some shit dripping down the leg of your trousers. Taller boys will be baller boys. What’s your name? I’ll write it on me corduroys. Gimme all the toys. Throw ‘em out me pram, makin’ all the noise, fam! That’s how it’s done! What? What’s going on? I fucked your nan! I just thought I should let you know. Sorry. Calling all stations, I got a worm in me firm, I think I’ll call him Jason. Found him in the basement. Found him in a pile of fags, curry sauce, and B-B-B-BACON! I ett the lot of it. Except Jason, I didn’t eat him. Figured he’d been through enough. Prepare for ramming speed! This ain’t hip-hop, And this ain’t heavy metal. This is Cunt Rock, You’ve got some shit dripping down the leg of your trousers. This ain’t punk rock, And this ain’t folk or techno. This is Cunt Rock, You’ve got some shit dripping down the leg of your trousers.
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Sacred 04:28
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Prey prays for a traitor’s embrace, I gotta save face, never stray from the faith. I know that fate waits, ever patient a snake. Fate waits, patient, bathing in hate. Fuck following shadowed lanes, Fuck following accolades, Fuck a lane paved with veiled hate, We call upon Asmodai because NO LIFE IS SACRED! NO LIFE IS SACRED! There he stands, pulling strings from behind, There he stands, chanting his lies. Within your mind’s eye, There he stands, chanting “innocence dies.” Inner-strength survives as my innocence dies, My inner-strength survives as my innocence dies. Inner-strength survives as my innocence dies, My inner-strength survives as my innocence dies. Fuck following shadowed lanes, Fuck following accolades, Fuck a lane paved with veiled hate, We call upon Asmodai because NO LIFE IS SACRED! NO LIFE IS SACRED! Fuck following shadowed lanes, Fuck following accolades, Fuck a lane paved with veiled hate, We call upon Asmodai Fuck following shadowed lanes, Fuck following accolades, Fuck a lane paved with veiled hate, We call upon Asmodai because NO LIFE IS SACRED! NO LIFE IS SACRED! Inner-strength survives as my innocence dies, My inner-strength survives as my innocence dies. Inner-strength survives as my innocence dies, My inner-strength survives as my innocence dies. My innocence dies. MY INNOCENCE DIES!
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Fuck my Mouth (and pretend that I'm yer sister) 01:36
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You fuckin’ wot mate? You fuckin’ wot? You better watch yer mouth mate! You think I want to live like this? I have a BTEC Level 2 in Customer Service so you can fuck right off, Actin’ like you’re better than me just because you saw me getting thrown Outta Homebase! Like you’ve never been thrown outta Homebase, yer fuckin’ gay! I’ll shred yer loins, you sweaty cunt! I’ll put my knob in places you don’t want, You fuckin’ posh fuckin’ piss flap! Uh, also if you wanna get sucked off, that’ll be two fifty. FUCK MY MOUTH and pretend that I’m yer sister! FUCK MY MOUTH and pretend that I don’t want it! FUCK MY MOUTH and pretend that I’m a wog! FUCK MY MOUTH and pretend you’re in control! Gimme a slap, use my grin like a piss flap, Fap fap fap within me trap, I’ll work yer nutsack, Throw in an extra quid n’ you can slide it up me buttcrack! This is how I make stacks. Think yer gonna rip me in me city, mert I pity yer! Suckin’ dick is shitty but I’m gon rip that dicky off! Take the mickey, pretty soon this city will be rid of yer, Yer treatin’ me like piss, but I’m givin’ yer chlamydia!

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34 minutes and 13 seconds of pure, unadulterated cunt rock.

Written, performed and produced by The AIDS Grenades.

Cover photo by Max Coulson, taken at Horror Crypt, Blackpool.

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released March 26, 2019

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